Amen, brother. I went in on onpineg day, despite the bad reviews, because a kaiju movie is a kaiju movie - which means I've gotta see it on the big screen if possible. Loved the parts you did - the monster battles, the Apaches vs. the flying dragons, etc. - but I hated the rest. The storytelling was so bad, I believe they should have just released 90 minutes of straight monster action.Maybe there'll be a special edition DVD where it's just that: monsters, monsters, monsters. Well, a guy can dream....