Be glad you aren't in the military. We had meat graezs whose job it was to watch you pee into the cup to ensure that it's really your urine. A little awkward at first, but not so bad after a while. Females had something similar that involved flashlights and blue water (to ensure you didn't scoop up the water from the toilet and call it urine). Had to do this about once a month. Memorable moment was when a buddy, Big Dog, had been out drinking and was called for a whiz quiz he had to go so bad that he peed the cup right out of his hand. Ah, the bad old days.